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I envy people who drink--at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant

10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk!

1.		They told me at the blood bank this might happen!
2.		This is a 15 minute power nap like they rave about in that time management course you sent me to.
3.		Whew! Guess I left the top of the White-out. You probably got here just in time!
4.		I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5.		I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

6.		I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?
7.		Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
8.		The coffee machine is broken!
9.		Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot!
10.		...and in Jesus' name. Amen!

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